All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child
When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
Mathematically, about ten days if you went non-stop, so, allowing for toiletries and eating and whatnot, I think 2 weeks should be lenient enough, haha.
When you use a big word in front of your smart friends and they give you that mildly impressed look, and you’re like “Yeah, that’s right… I know some things.”
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
Rogue: We’re in a chapel? I marry [[warden]] and [[cleric]].
Warden: I’m pretty sure [[cleric]] is the only one with that kind of power.
DM: [[Rogue]] did recently found a cult based on hedgehog worship, though, so who knows?
this is my favourite vine tbh
|—||Any of our party in a pathfinder game at any particular object of note, living or otherwise. 3 out of 4 times, IT WORKS. (via outofcontextdnd)|
Have you ever noticed how in ads for seafood restaurants when ever they show someone dipping a crab leg or lobster in butter they always just slam it in there and get butter fucking everywhere?
How about ads for face wash where they just splash water on their faces. Not only is that getting water everywhere, is that even effective at getting the soap off your face?