Trying to satisfy Super Smash Bros fans like
*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute
In Pokémon you can feed god cupcakes
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat
gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do
This is great, but I read the first two and thought they were in chronological order or something like “Oh, I’m so sorry sweetie. Everything will be okay… I gotta go take care of something real quick and then I’ll be right back.”
Following the success of my demo code giveaways I told everybody to stay tuned for something bigger, and here it is. I will be giving away a brand new retail copy of the full game to one lucky winner.
This is also to commemorate the early success of my 7 week weight loss and toning…