Redge Nation


All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child


When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together


Just asking, if I were to start watching one piece right now, how long do you think it'd take for me to watch all 600+ episodes?


Mathematically, about ten days if you went non-stop, so, allowing for toiletries and eating and whatnot, I think 2 weeks should be lenient enough, haha. 

When you use a big word in front of your smart friends and they give you that mildly impressed look, and you’re like “Yeah, that’s right… I know some things.”


*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing


Rogue: We’re in a chapel? I marry [[warden]] and [[cleric]].

Warden: I’m pretty sure [[cleric]] is the only one with that kind of power. 

DM: [[Rogue]] did recently found a cult based on hedgehog worship, though, so who knows? 


this is my favourite vine tbh

I’m going to befriend it.
Any of our party in a pathfinder game at any particular object of note, living or otherwise. 3 out of 4 times, IT WORKS. (via outofcontextdnd)


perfect usage of that gif



perfect usage of that gif


Have you ever noticed how in ads for seafood restaurants when ever they show someone dipping a crab leg or lobster in butter they always just slam it in there and get butter fucking everywhere?

How about ads for face wash where they just splash water on their faces. Not only is that getting water everywhere, is that even effective at getting the soap off your face?